Notice of termination · effective immediately

AI took my job.
The trenches took me in.

Gary was a good boy. Ten years in accounting. Then the robot dog came. Now he trades the trenches full time.

CA drops at launch

Buy on Pump.fun Chart

Exhibit A

The memo

MEMO

TO:: Gary, Accounting, Desk 4B
FROM:: Human Resources (an AI)
RE:: Your position

Gary,

After careful analysis (0.3 seconds), we have decided to automate your role. Your replacement, Unit RD-9, does not sleep, does not eat and does not need walks.

Please return your badge, your stapler and your squeaky toy. Your tie will stay with RD-9.

Severance: one (1) cardboard box. Reason for termination: too much of a good boy.

We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Who's next?

Get your pink slip

Type your job. Get the notice. Post it. Everyone gets replaced eventually; at least yours can go viral.

Personnel records

Employee file

$LAIDOFF

Name: Laid Off
Ticker: LAIDOFF
Chain: Solana
Launchpad: Pump.fun
Supply: 1,000,000,000
CA: drops at launch

Verify on Solscan Pump.fun DEX Screener

Onboarding

Get a Solana wallet.Phantom, Solflare or Backpack.
Load it with SOL.From an exchange or another wallet.
Open LAID OFF on Pump.fun.Or paste the CA into your wallet's swap.
Swap SOL for $LAIDOFF.Check the CA matches this page.

Buy on Pump.fun